You’re gonna be a father
You’re gonna play Severus Snape, loved by all fan girls under age 18
I enjoyed your nude scene in Die Hard ;) Thank you for that
I’d listen to you read a dictionary
Will you have my babies?
I have a Snape poster in my bedroom I kiss before I go to sleep
And I dream about you too!
JK Rowing killed Snape in Deathly Hallows
That is all…